You don’t know real sexual frustration until you meet a Muslim teenager.
when u make a bad first impression on someone u wanted to become friends with
(via kamelworld)
i love when rappers/singers go up to accept their awards and the first person they thank is god. like hmmm you wasn’t thanking god when you was singing about riding dick and poppin’ bottles
(via kamelworld)
“hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused. why are you giving a baby alcohol. you are disgusting
(via kamelworld)
a poem about shopping
i love that top—
but that price;
i do not.
math science history english only the avatar can master all four elements
